8 and 9 Year Old Jokes
For Your Reading Dis-Pleasure

These eight and 9 year old jokes are typical of the ones used in the show. This is as bad as it gets.

What's yellow and smells like bananas? Monkey's vomit

What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in love with a fart.

Pardon me for being rude
It was not me, it was my food
It just popped up to say hello
and now it's gone back down below

Smarty marty had a party
All the farts were there
Tooty fruitti did a beauty
They all went out for air

Lots of poo, fart, booger and toe jam references too.