Childrens Performer

The Wacky Tricks and Funny Bits show
Perfect for 8 and 9 Year Olds

Wacky Tricks and Funny Bits Magic Show

Not every childrens performer will perform shows for kids over seven years old. It's at about this age that kids, especially boys, don't want the little kids magic show anymore. Granted, 8,9,10 year olds can be a difficult age to perform for if you don't understand them or have the right material that they love.

Luckily for them I never really grew up. I still LOVE all the silly nonsense that is the hallmark of these ages, so, let me introduce

The Wacky Tricks and Funny Bits Show

...a cornucopia of underpants and armpits

...a nostril full of Smell-o-grams and Trouser Coughs (like a bottom burp but in a different key I think?)

This is a cultured show where you'll hear classy words like pooh and farte - as distinct from horrid, childish words like p** and f**t - words that I would never use, perish the thought!

Always family friendly
but gloriously distasteful

Just perfect for 8 and 9 yr olds.
Send the Grandparent's out for the day; some of the shennanigens will take the blue out of Grandma's rinse.

Now what you think is ok and what I think is ok might be two completely different things. Just to be sure, if you click on the the Rude-o-meter button to the right, you can read a sampling of the jokes that ascend new literary heights. Just want to make sure we are on the same page.

It is common for a childrens performer to have a one-size-fits-all show but you know as a parent that you wouldn't put the same DVD on for your four year old as you would for your 9 year old.

This show, like my others, is very interactive with at least six children coming up to help on stage. There is the special section for the birthday child where they become 'Magician-of-the-Moment'. This is a VERY photogenic bit so make sure you have your video camera ready. You will replay this A LOT!

The birthday child also gets The Best Present In The Whole World'. This is my very funny birthday gift that I give away in all my birthday party shows. (It's a $5 note but it's the way they get it that gets everyone laughing!)