Jokes For 10 Year Old Boys and Girls

Here are some more jokes for 10 year old boys and girls:

Q. Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?A. Yes, if you aim it well enough.

Q. What did the doctor say to the patient when he finished operating?A. That's enough out of you.

Q. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does garlic do?A. Keeps everyone away

Q. Why do dogs scratch themselves?A. Because they are the ones who know where it itches

Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?A. It doesn't matter because he is sin't going to come anyway

Q. What should you know before you teach a dog tricks?A. More than the dog

Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?A. A cockapoodledoo

Q. What invention enables people to walk through walls?A. A door

Q. What's worse than being bitten by Dracula?A. Shaking hands with Captain Hook

Q. What's a crazy duck?A. A wacky quacky

Q. What's a fast duck?A. A quick quack

More jokes for 10 year old boys and girls

Q. What did the duck say when he finished shopping?A. Just put it on my bill please

Q. Do engines have ears?A. Yes , engineers

Q. What did one mountain say to the other mountain after the earthquake?A. It's not my fault!

Q. What happens when two snails have a fight?A. They slug it out

Q. What keys are too big to carry in your pocket?A. A donkey, a turkey. a monkey

Q. What noise do porcupines make when they kiss?A. Ouch

Q. How do fireflies start a race?A. Ready, set, glow!

I hope you enjoyed these jokes. More coming soon.

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